Ladies and Gentlemen,
First of course you fold the
paper in four.
Then you tear off the inner
corner such that, when you unfold, there’s a hole in the middle.
Put the torn-off corner
carefully aside.
Fit the hole over the business
finger and apply it to the work at hand.
Then crush the paper over the
finger and draw it slowly off, removing all possible trace of product. Paper of
a certain stoutness may choke the toilet, so just put it where no one can see
it.
Then take the torn-off corner
and, with the point, clean under your fingernail.
That should flush.
Et voilà!
More such access to
vulgarity is to be had at Le Zjoke du Jour and on Youtube. Here
for example are some limericks.
And don’t forget that Chocolate and Champagne is on Indiegogo, awaiting your attention.
Yours while it lasts,
R.
Robert MacLean is an independent filmmaker. His Chocolate and Champagne is on Indiegogo, his recent The Light Touch is on Amazon Prime, Tubi and Scanbox, and his 7-minute comedy is an out-loud laugh. He is also a novelist, a playwright, a blogger, a YouTuber, a film reviewer, a literary critic, and a stand-up comic poet. Born Toronto, PhD McGill, taught at Canadian universities, too cold, live Greece, Irish citizen. No brains but an intellectual snob.
“Life would be so wonderful if we only knew what to do with it.”―Gretta Garbo
The Light Touch on Amazon Prime
The Natural Wish to Be Robert MacLean
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