Will you please Fuck
off?
A feature-length trilogy of Toby movies—
light classy international humor,
and one of the
series, based on
The books and the videos
The one thing the world will never have enough of
is the outrageous.—Salvador Dalí
is the outrageous.—Salvador Dalí
The fat girls contest
Toby in Paris
In Paris Toby gives English lessons, which he knows nothing about, but he’s getting away with it when his pal Toad involves him in a fat girls contest—
—involves him in a fat girls contest, which results in a police raid. Toby falls in love with one of the contestants.
certainly something
Toby in Greece
But Paris winters are cold, and when his mistress throws him out Toby moves south and takes up tourguiding, about which he knows nothing, and makes it up as he goes along.
.jpg)
The bus explodes, he and his group are marooned on a remote beach, and he has an affair with a client that threatens to make a solid citizen of him. But with typical nobility he declines to follow through.
“Look, I can’t go. They need me here.”
“I don’t think I’m all that interested in having a good time.”
“Somebody’s got to do it.”
WILL YOU PLEASE FUCK OFF?
Toby, Marcie and the child in London
Under pretext of buying a house that appears to be haunted, Haze arranges a marriage between Marcie and a lord so the title will pass to Andrea.
Toby is groped by a gay ghost—
—accidentally moons the king and queen—
—and is seduced and flagellated by a Chinese psychiatrist:
“How did you find me?”
“Not bad. A little skinny.”
“No, how did you locate me? The room.”
He almost loses Marcie, it looks like forever, but Andrea makes things right.
Robert MacLean is an independent filmmaker. His recent The Light Touch is on Amazon Prime, Tubi and Scanbox, and his 7-minute comedy is an out-loud laugh. He is also a novelist, a playwright, a blogger, a YouTuber, a film reviewer, a literary critic, and a stand-up comic poet. Born Toronto, taught at Canadian universities, too cold, live Greece, Irish citizen. No brains, but an intellectual snob.
“I was beastly but never coarse. A high-class sort of heel.”
No comments:
Post a Comment